Characters

All of these sub pages are just supposed to be examples of what you could do, you're definitely encouraged to mess around with them and come up with something better

Dean "Deaner" Lastname Deaner is a 20-something from Red Bank, New Jersey. He's the (comedic) straight man of the two. An asshole who acts like he's better than everyone else, but is also a massive Hypocrite and will join in antics if he thinks they're funny enough. He majored in drama for a Bachelor's at the F.U.C.S.Y (Fillertown University of Cool Stuff Yeah), and hoped to persue a career in film acting in New York. Instead, he worked a dead-end job, in a chain grocery store, stuck in new jersey. Until his apartment is destroyed by a just straight asshole, With his $2000 insurance check, He moves back to fillertown with Ascen and started a-new... by once again working at a dead-end convience store.

Ascen Demo Ascen is a Robot and is Deaner's old roommate from college, He's an actual idiot, but he is comically knowledgeable in Aerospace Engineering. And with this knowledge, he created a stupid invention known as the "Hamster Jetpack" Now with his constant royalties rolling in (seriously, why was this a hit), He just kind of sits at home and invents random bullshit that helps literally nobody (ie: the knife gun.). and when he's not doing that, he's bothering deaner both at work and at home with stupid questions and scenarios (sometimes, he brings those scenarios to life.). But other than those quirks, he and deaner are (and probably will remain) super close friends. As ascen's positive traits balance out with the horrible negative ones. (and the fact he's letting deaner live there without having to pay rent)

Jonas Leaves Weepel Jonas L. Weepel is a film major going to F.U.C.S.Y, He wants to be a filmmaker (doing writing and directing), and is currently in the production is his first short film. Sanford and Paul are in the same Department as him and they got on very quickly, Currently for work, he plays the role of the sidekick on the "Happy L. Rabbit Show" where he gets regularly tortured basically, Only taking a side-job at the Maxi-Mart as he wanted connection with people, as all of the co-stars on the show, want to kill each other. Besides this he's a pretty decent guy, and can usually be found off-hours in his dorm, or paling around with deaner/paul and sanford. or getting his finger ripped off..

Bill. Bill is a boringly average guy who has no defining character traits besides being jonas and deaner's boss. He can't even open a soda can without struggling, that pussy.